Here is the first, of what I do not doubt to be many, pictures of our canteen and it’s food. This place – run by Fedics is the only thing that we have on offer for a 2-3km radius. It is absolutely toxic. If the staff are not sitting down to serve you, they are eating chickens with their back turned to you. Watching the staff eating their food is (joke copied from How I Met Your Mother) like watching a scene from Jurassic Park.